Tigerblood and Winning Warlocks
It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what this post is all about. Obviously I just beat a tiger in hand to paw combat with my mystical warlock powers and am celebrating by blogging about it while sipping from my tigerblood filled chalice. It’s hard being this awesome.
In other news, Charlie Sheen just sold out his two tour dates in Chicago and Detroit for his “My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option” tour. If you haven’t been paying any attention to the news or the internet lately, then let me fill you in.
Charlie Sheen, self proclaimed winning warlock, has recently caught the attention of the world since getting fired from two and a half men after supposed anti-Semitic remarks regarding the show’s creator Chuck Lorre. As a result of countless tv interviews with the eccentric star, the world took notice as we witnessed what can only be described as … well this: .
So yeah. Charlie is a passionate dude who is bi-winning at life and runs on tigerblood. He enjoys to party and slam 7 gram rocks. He clearly is winning because since these interviews, his followership on twitter sky-rocketed. he has become the fastest person to reach both 1 and 2 million followers on twitter. 100s of 1000s of people watch his Sheens Korner videos. and everything that this man says shows him as he spirals further and further into madness.
On the other hand… this could be the best case of method acting the world has ever seen! Admittedly, yes, he did show signs of having some screws loose with his interviews and a lot of what he has said in his sheens korner videos and tweets but recently I’m not so sure. What with the tour that he has organised and one of his latest videos, where he presents a cooking show, he is showing signs of realising that the world wants a mad man to entertain them and so he has taken it upon himself to be that mad man for us all. Heck, with all that has been going on in the last 2 weeks, I wouldn’t be surprised if he starts earning more than he was with Two and a Half men soon.
I’m looking forward to seeing how this progresses in the next week or 2.
also, sorry about the crapness of this post. I know it should have been better but I ended up having to walk the dog and then I was trying to get.. you know what, no more excuses. I’ll make sure to post better from now on. hopefully…